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    Can You Afford What Rudeness Is Costing Your Business?
    Have you ever thought about how much rudeness may be affecting your bottom line? What is the cost to your company when you or the people who represent you lack proper manners? Do you know how many clients are turned off by employees who would rather carry on a conversation with each other than with the person who came to purchase your service or product? Can you count the number of people who hang up and call someone else because the person who answered your phone put them on hold without asking permission? How
    an resources experience. Yes, but he has experience hiring and firing people (you're fired). I just hope he doesn't try to fire Mark Cuban.

    Pierre Omidyar - Software Developer: Pierre Omidyar is the creator of one of the biggest, most profitable, and most popular websites ever – eBay. He is my best choice for software developer.

    Zig Ziglar - Senior Sales Rep: The father of the hard sell, Zig Ziglar, we'll need to put his sales lead generation strategies and sales closing techniques to work to SELL SELL SELL!

    Oprah Winfrey – Customer Service Rep: I don’t believe Oprah has any customer service experience. But, we need someone for customer service and Oprah, as successful as she is, would be successful at anything she does.

    So there you have it,

    Fun Email Quiz
    Are you creating a positive, professional impression when you email your co-workers and customers? Or, is Miss Manners shrieking in horror every time you hit the send button? Are you being efficient and effective when you send messages, or are you wasting time? To find out, take this fun quiz.1. The tone of a professional email message should be:a. Conversational. b. Formal. c. Casual – like the tone you use with friends. d. “Yo, dude! Whassup?”Answer: A. You may be as c
    Following the success of Donald Trump's The Apprentice, a sixteen week job interview reality show where Trump hires someone to manage one of his companies, I came to think that business reality shows can be truly successful. What if we were to create the ultimate business reality show? What would that look like? What I would like to see is the greatest business minds of our time come together on television to create a brand new Uber Company ("Uber" is derived from the German language and has come to be a synonym for "super"), a company that, with the guidance of some great business executives, an executive dream team, becomes a "super" company – a company that is super profitable with a rate of growth unseen in our generation.

    If we put the greatest business minds of our time together to build a brand new company, would it be one of the most successful companies ever? Or, would there be such a clash of egos that it would be doomed to failure. This is imaginary, so I guess we would never know. But imagination is a good thing. So, I decided to be the cast director and have put together my own executive dream team. Here it is:

    Bill Gates - President & CEO: Should the most successful person in the world be the leader? How do you decide who is the most successful person in the world? If we go by net worth, then it is Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft. Maybe he doesn’t have the greatest leadership skills, but he is the most successful. He is my choice to lead the executive dream team.

    Edward Lampert – Vice President: I wanted someone young to be second in command. At age 43, Lampert is a self-made billionaire and Chairman of ESL Investments.

    Donny Deutsch – Director of Advertising: With his Madison Avenue ad agency he is one of the most successful advertising experts ever. And, with his own CNBC talk show, The Big Idea, who better than to fill this role. After all, the executive dream team will definitely need a big idea to make Uber Company a success.

    Jay Conrad Levinson – Director of Marketing: The father of Guerrilla Marketing, Jay Conrad Levinson, will be in charge of the marketing department.

    Richard Branson – Director of Public Relations: Branson, founder of the Virgin group of companies, is the expert in generating free publicity. Recently his company ran an advertising campaign in Canada which used nurses as sex objects; this upset the Canadian Nurses Association and garnered so much free publicity. Not only that, he is master of publicity stunts such as dangling himself from a crane in New York City at the launch of Virgin Mobile USA. Perhaps, this group would not even need to seek free publicity. Having a business group like this get together would naturally attract media interest.

    Mark Cuban – VP of Public Relations: Mark Cuban already has reality show experience with last year’s show The Benefactor. Plus, he already has a popular blog, Blog Maverick, that he can use as an online public relations tool.

    Donald Trump – Director of Human Resources: What? Director of Human Resources? Donald Trump is a real estate mogul; he has no human resources experience. Yes, but he has experience hiring and firing people (you're fired). I just hope he doesn't try to fire Mark Cuban.

    Pierre Omidyar - Software Developer: Pierre Omidyar is the creator of one of the biggest, most profitable, and most popular websites ever – eBay. He is my best choice for software developer.

    Zig Ziglar - Senior Sales Rep: The father of the hard sell, Zig Ziglar, we'll need to put his sales lead generation strategies and sales closing techniques to work to SELL SELL SELL!

    Oprah Winfrey – Customer Service Rep: I don’t believe Oprah has any customer service experience. But, we need someone for customer service and Oprah, as successful as she is, would be successful at anything she does.

    So there you have it,

    First Aid at Work
    All employers have a duty of care to protect the safety and welfare of all employees whilst at work or conducting activities on behalf of their employer.One of the many areas of health and safety which requires attention is first aid and its provisions to enable the protection of employees in the event of an injury or emergency situation. All employers no matter how large or small should take the welfare of the employees very seriously with first aid being one of the highest priorities in protecting their sa
    ther to build a brand new company, would it be one of the most successful companies ever? Or, would there be such a clash of egos that it would be doomed to failure. This is imaginary, so I guess we would never know. But imagination is a good thing. So, I decided to be the cast director and have put together my own executive dream team. Here it is:

    Bill Gates - President & CEO: Should the most successful person in the world be the leader? How do you decide who is the most successful person in the world? If we go by net worth, then it is Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft. Maybe he doesn’t have the greatest leadership skills, but he is the most successful. He is my choice to lead the executive dream team.

    Edward Lampert – Vice President: I wanted someone young to be second in command. At age 43, Lampert is a self-made billionaire and Chairman of ESL Investments.

    Donny Deutsch – Director of Advertising: With his Madison Avenue ad agency he is one of the most successful advertising experts ever. And, with his own CNBC talk show, The Big Idea, who better than to fill this role. After all, the executive dream team will definitely need a big idea to make Uber Company a success.

    Jay Conrad Levinson – Director of Marketing: The father of Guerrilla Marketing, Jay Conrad Levinson, will be in charge of the marketing department.

    Richard Branson – Director of Public Relations: Branson, founder of the Virgin group of companies, is the expert in generating free publicity. Recently his company ran an advertising campaign in Canada which used nurses as sex objects; this upset the Canadian Nurses Association and garnered so much free publicity. Not only that, he is master of publicity stunts such as dangling himself from a crane in New York City at the launch of Virgin Mobile USA. Perhaps, this group would not even need to seek free publicity. Having a business group like this get together would naturally attract media interest.

    Mark Cuban – VP of Public Relations: Mark Cuban already has reality show experience with last year’s show The Benefactor. Plus, he already has a popular blog, Blog Maverick, that he can use as an online public relations tool.

    Donald Trump – Director of Human Resources: What? Director of Human Resources? Donald Trump is a real estate mogul; he has no human resources experience. Yes, but he has experience hiring and firing people (you're fired). I just hope he doesn't try to fire Mark Cuban.

    Pierre Omidyar - Software Developer: Pierre Omidyar is the creator of one of the biggest, most profitable, and most popular websites ever – eBay. He is my best choice for software developer.

    Zig Ziglar - Senior Sales Rep: The father of the hard sell, Zig Ziglar, we'll need to put his sales lead generation strategies and sales closing techniques to work to SELL SELL SELL!

    Oprah Winfrey – Customer Service Rep: I don’t believe Oprah has any customer service experience. But, we need someone for customer service and Oprah, as successful as she is, would be successful at anything she does.

    So there you have it,

    Facing The Truth About Paper: What You Probably Suspected, But Hate To Admit!
    Losing a piece of paper can cost you piece of mind, a harmonious relationship, valuable time, an account, a promotion, or even your job! October is National Clean-Out Your Files Month -- a great time to face the facts about paper.According to research sited by Abigail Sellen and Richard Harper in The Myth of the Paperless Office (MIT Press 2002), by the year 2005 there will be 50% more paper in offices than there was in 1995. In addition, the average person spends over 150 hours a year looking for misplaced
    to be second in command. At age 43, Lampert is a self-made billionaire and Chairman of ESL Investments.

    Donny Deutsch – Director of Advertising: With his Madison Avenue ad agency he is one of the most successful advertising experts ever. And, with his own CNBC talk show, The Big Idea, who better than to fill this role. After all, the executive dream team will definitely need a big idea to make Uber Company a success.

    Jay Conrad Levinson – Director of Marketing: The father of Guerrilla Marketing, Jay Conrad Levinson, will be in charge of the marketing department.

    Richard Branson – Director of Public Relations: Branson, founder of the Virgin group of companies, is the expert in generating free publicity. Recently his company ran an advertising campaign in Canada which used nurses as sex objects; this upset the Canadian Nurses Association and garnered so much free publicity. Not only that, he is master of publicity stunts such as dangling himself from a crane in New York City at the launch of Virgin Mobile USA. Perhaps, this group would not even need to seek free publicity. Having a business group like this get together would naturally attract media interest.

    Mark Cuban – VP of Public Relations: Mark Cuban already has reality show experience with last year’s show The Benefactor. Plus, he already has a popular blog, Blog Maverick, that he can use as an online public relations tool.

    Donald Trump – Director of Human Resources: What? Director of Human Resources? Donald Trump is a real estate mogul; he has no human resources experience. Yes, but he has experience hiring and firing people (you're fired). I just hope he doesn't try to fire Mark Cuban.

    Pierre Omidyar - Software Developer: Pierre Omidyar is the creator of one of the biggest, most profitable, and most popular websites ever – eBay. He is my best choice for software developer.

    Zig Ziglar - Senior Sales Rep: The father of the hard sell, Zig Ziglar, we'll need to put his sales lead generation strategies and sales closing techniques to work to SELL SELL SELL!

    Oprah Winfrey – Customer Service Rep: I don’t believe Oprah has any customer service experience. But, we need someone for customer service and Oprah, as successful as she is, would be successful at anything she does.

    So there you have it,

    Get Hired Faster Using A Recruiter
    There are many reasons to use a professional recruiter in your career search. Recruiters in a specific field have many connections that are not public knowledge, so they can give you access to jobs that aren’t available otherwise. They already have a relationship established with the hiring manager of many companies and this speeds the process along. And the best part is that their services are FREE to the candidates.Traditionally, the job seeker submits their r?sum? blindly to a human resources screener
    n in Canada which used nurses as sex objects; this upset the Canadian Nurses Association and garnered so much free publicity. Not only that, he is master of publicity stunts such as dangling himself from a crane in New York City at the launch of Virgin Mobile USA. Perhaps, this group would not even need to seek free publicity. Having a business group like this get together would naturally attract media interest.

    Mark Cuban – VP of Public Relations: Mark Cuban already has reality show experience with last year’s show The Benefactor. Plus, he already has a popular blog, Blog Maverick, that he can use as an online public relations tool.

    Donald Trump – Director of Human Resources: What? Director of Human Resources? Donald Trump is a real estate mogul; he has no human resources experience. Yes, but he has experience hiring and firing people (you're fired). I just hope he doesn't try to fire Mark Cuban.

    Pierre Omidyar - Software Developer: Pierre Omidyar is the creator of one of the biggest, most profitable, and most popular websites ever – eBay. He is my best choice for software developer.

    Zig Ziglar - Senior Sales Rep: The father of the hard sell, Zig Ziglar, we'll need to put his sales lead generation strategies and sales closing techniques to work to SELL SELL SELL!

    Oprah Winfrey – Customer Service Rep: I don’t believe Oprah has any customer service experience. But, we need someone for customer service and Oprah, as successful as she is, would be successful at anything she does.

    So there you have it,

    Leave This Place Better Than You Found It
    I stepped into the restroom of a large office building before a meeting. The paper towel dispenser had come unhinged and fresh towels were scattered on the floor. Many were wet and had been stepped on by those who came before me.Despite being in my suit and tie, I bent down to pick up the remaining dry towels and placed them near the sink. I gathered the wet and dirty towels and put them in the trash. Then I found the receptionist and asked her to inform Maintenance about the broken dispenser inside.A
    an resources experience. Yes, but he has experience hiring and firing people (you're fired). I just hope he doesn't try to fire Mark Cuban.

    Pierre Omidyar - Software Developer: Pierre Omidyar is the creator of one of the biggest, most profitable, and most popular websites ever – eBay. He is my best choice for software developer.

    Zig Ziglar - Senior Sales Rep: The father of the hard sell, Zig Ziglar, we'll need to put his sales lead generation strategies and sales closing techniques to work to SELL SELL SELL!

    Oprah Winfrey – Customer Service Rep: I don’t believe Oprah has any customer service experience. But, we need someone for customer service and Oprah, as successful as she is, would be successful at anything she does.

    So there you have it, my executive dream team for Uber Company. Ten successful business professionals and entrepreneurs working together on a common project. This would be reality TV at its finest.

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