with monikers like “numb-nuts” and “dingle-berry.” “Hey numb-nuts, when you get a chance, how about two more?” and “Hey dingle-berry, I said a lime.”

Then along comes Curly. He approaches from the rear and starts massaging her shoulders. Moe rambled on about the Rams and the Jets pre season while Larry continues to delight in his insulting orders which have progressed to “snaggle tooth” an

Sometimes men try to win the attention and approval of women by being clever in their presence or physically vying for their attention. There is nothing wrong with cleverness, but a witticism at a friend’s expense is a weak move. Chasing women is not a game of shouldering out the competition.

People are attracted to you because of your optimism, your smile and your attitude. The cynic always sits alone. Avoid taking digs at your pals with comments like, “what does he know, he thinks Mt. Rushmore’s a natural rock formation;” or, “you’re talking to a guy who buys his suits at a liquor store;” or, “Nice suit, Mike, do they make it in your size?”

Sure, people will giggle, but it creates an uncomfortable tension. You can win friends faster by paying those around you compliments, not criticisms. It’s a cheap shot to hit on a woman ahead of your cronies by blurting mean-spirited one-liners.

If you’re with a group of buddies and one of your friends is flirting with a woman, leave him alone. It’s a blocking move to wait for him to tie his shoe so you can lean in with a business card and begin massaging her collar bones. If he’s a friend, the Player’s Code disapproves of hiding in the ladies room so you can introduce yourself.

I remember a time with my friends (let’s call them Moe, Larry and Curly) when the blocking was in full bloom and it backfired.

Moe is talking to a girl on a barstool with his hand on her knee. Larry walks up and attempts to impress her by yelling at the bartender he’s know for years, but she doesn’t know this. He requests drinks with monikers like “numb-nuts” and “dingle-berry.” “Hey numb-nuts, when you get a chance, how about two more?” and “Hey dingle-berry, I said a lime.”

Then along comes Curly. He approaches from the rear and starts massaging her shoulders. Moe rambled on about the Rams and the Jets pre season while Larry continues to delight in his insulting orders which have progressed to “snaggle tooth” and

s sits alone. Avoid taking digs at your pals with comments like, “what does he know, he thinks Mt. Rushmore’s a natural rock formation;” or, “you’re talking to a guy who buys his suits at a liquor store;” or, “Nice suit, Mike, do they make it in your size?”

Sure, people will giggle, but it creates an uncomfortable tension. You can win friends faster by paying those around you compliments, not criticisms. It’s a cheap shot to hit on a woman ahead of your cronies by blurting mean-spirited one-liners.

If you’re with a group of buddies and one of your friends is flirting with a woman, leave him alone. It’s a blocking move to wait for him to tie his shoe so you can lean in with a business card and begin massaging her collar bones. If he’s a friend, the Player’s Code disapproves of hiding in the ladies room so you can introduce yourself.

I remember a time with my friends (let’s call them Moe, Larry and Curly) when the blocking was in full bloom and it backfired.

Moe is talking to a girl on a barstool with his hand on her knee. Larry walks up and attempts to impress her by yelling at the bartender he’s know for years, but she doesn’t know this. He requests drinks with monikers like “numb-nuts” and “dingle-berry.” “Hey numb-nuts, when you get a chance, how about two more?” and “Hey dingle-berry, I said a lime.”

Then along comes Curly. He approaches from the rear and starts massaging her shoulders. Moe rambled on about the Rams and the Jets pre season while Larry continues to delight in his insulting orders which have progressed to “snaggle tooth” an

t criticisms. It’s a cheap shot to hit on a woman ahead of your cronies by blurting mean-spirited one-liners.

If you’re with a group of buddies and one of your friends is flirting with a woman, leave him alone. It’s a blocking move to wait for him to tie his shoe so you can lean in with a business card and begin massaging her collar bones. If he’s a friend, the Player’s Code disapproves of hiding in the ladies room so you can introduce yourself.

I remember a time with my friends (let’s call them Moe, Larry and Curly) when the blocking was in full bloom and it backfired.

Moe is talking to a girl on a barstool with his hand on her knee. Larry walks up and attempts to impress her by yelling at the bartender he’s know for years, but she doesn’t know this. He requests drinks with monikers like “numb-nuts” and “dingle-berry.” “Hey numb-nuts, when you get a chance, how about two more?” and “Hey dingle-berry, I said a lime.”

Then along comes Curly. He approaches from the rear and starts massaging her shoulders. Moe rambled on about the Rams and the Jets pre season while Larry continues to delight in his insulting orders which have progressed to “snaggle tooth” an

hiding in the ladies room so you can introduce yourself.

I remember a time with my friends (let’s call them Moe, Larry and Curly) when the blocking was in full bloom and it backfired.

Moe is talking to a girl on a barstool with his hand on her knee. Larry walks up and attempts to impress her by yelling at the bartender he’s know for years, but she doesn’t know this. He requests drinks with monikers like “numb-nuts” and “dingle-berry.” “Hey numb-nuts, when you get a chance, how about two more?” and “Hey dingle-berry, I said a lime.”

Then along comes Curly. He approaches from the rear and starts massaging her shoulders. Moe rambled on about the Rams and the Jets pre season while Larry continues to delight in his insulting orders which have progressed to “snaggle tooth” an

with monikers like “numb-nuts” and “dingle-berry.” “Hey numb-nuts, when you get a chance, how about two more?” and “Hey dingle-berry, I said a lime.”

Then along comes Curly. He approaches from the rear and starts massaging her shoulders. Moe rambled on about the Rams and the Jets pre season while Larry continues to delight in his insulting orders which have progressed to “snaggle tooth” and “pencil neck.” After ten minutes Moe and Larry had rubbed her into a blister and Curly ran low on insults, she reached for her purse, said a few goodbyes, and left. It was the Nature Channel personified with the male species sticking out his chest, lowering his voice and dancing in circles.

A true Player can charm a woman the night before her honeymoon. An amateur resorts to making others look bad so they can feel better about themselves.