Will You Add? - Eight Steps to Ruining Your Internet Business

1. Know hype as your friend:  Earn $10,000 per hour while drinking lemonade and getting a massage.  Gotta go for that one.  It’s a real bargain at $29.95.

2. Never research a program: For those who simply cannot accept hype as their buddy, fear not.  Having no reliable information about a company works almost as well.

3. Never spend money:  Hey, this is all free.  If I wanted to make an investment, I’d open a store on Main Street with a $6,000 lease payment every month, $50,000 in inventory, and shell out $10,000 every two weeks in payroll.  Yep, that’s how I’d do it.  But I sure won’t spend $200 on an effective lead generator.

4. Do not take your business seriously: Who cares?  I’d rather be playing free cell.

5. Get as many site hits as humanly possible: Use every advertising source available.  So what if BuckHunter103 visits my site on banning all firearms in the world.  My hit counter is spinning!

6. Have no plan: Flailing blindly in the dark is sure to waste lots of time and leave you discouraged.  A must for failing.

7. Work as little as possible:  Work is the ultimate enemy of failure.   Where’s that darn free cell bookmark?

8. Quit: If you’ve followed my plan so far, and it still seems you’re on the verge of success, there’s only one thing left to do.  QUIT!  Podcasting Basics for Small Business Owners
Podcasting is a means to publish audio and video content to the world via the Internet. It is spreading quickly because of the rapid adoption of MP3 players, and the desire of owners to have fresh content. Podcasting ir that one.  It’s a real bargain at $29.95.

2. Never research a program: For those who simply cannot accept hype as their buddy, fear not.  Having no reliable information about a company works almost as well.

3. Never spend money:  Hey, this is all free.  If I wanted to make an investment, I’d open a store on Main Street with a $6,000 lease payment every month, $50,000 in inventory, and shell out $10,000 every two weeks in payroll.  Yep, that’s how I’d do it.  But I sure won’t spend $200 on an effective lead generator.

4. Do not take your business seriously: Who cares?  I’d rather be playing free cell.

5. Get as many site hits as humanly possible: Use every advertising source available.  So what if BuckHunter103 visits my site on banning all firearms in the world.  My hit counter is spinning!

6. Have no plan: Flailing blindly in the dark is sure to waste lots of time and leave you discouraged.  A must for failing.

7. Work as little as possible:  Work is the ultimate enemy of failure.   Where’s that darn free cell bookmark?

8. Quit: If you’ve followed my plan so far, and it still seems you’re on the verge of success, there’s only one thing left to do.  QUIT!  Financial Freedom - What Is That Really?
Is your business working, really working? If not pick up a pencil and write down quickly why not. It should take you about 30 seconds at most. Go on write it down.Those of you who have worked with me know the ad open a store on Main Street with a $6,000 lease payment every month, $50,000 in inventory, and shell out $10,000 every two weeks in payroll.  Yep, that’s how I’d do it.  But I sure won’t spend $200 on an effective lead generator.

4. Do not take your business seriously: Who cares?  I’d rather be playing free cell.

5. Get as many site hits as humanly possible: Use every advertising source available.  So what if BuckHunter103 visits my site on banning all firearms in the world.  My hit counter is spinning!

6. Have no plan: Flailing blindly in the dark is sure to waste lots of time and leave you discouraged.  A must for failing.

7. Work as little as possible:  Work is the ultimate enemy of failure.   Where’s that darn free cell bookmark?

8. Quit: If you’ve followed my plan so far, and it still seems you’re on the verge of success, there’s only one thing left to do.  QUIT!  Simple Risk Reversal Formula Will Send Your Sales Into Space (1 of 2)
Make A Bold Promise Then Back It Up With An Awesome GuaranteeOnce you know what problem you, your service or your business can solve or what genuine benefit you can deliver then guarantee it!A bold promiseying free cell.

5. Get as many site hits as humanly possible: Use every advertising source available.  So what if BuckHunter103 visits my site on banning all firearms in the world.  My hit counter is spinning!

6. Have no plan: Flailing blindly in the dark is sure to waste lots of time and leave you discouraged.  A must for failing.

7. Work as little as possible:  Work is the ultimate enemy of failure.   Where’s that darn free cell bookmark?

8. Quit: If you’ve followed my plan so far, and it still seems you’re on the verge of success, there’s only one thing left to do.  QUIT!  Checklist for High Performing Teams
Why do some teams perform well while others struggle? How can you assess how effectively your team is working now, and identify methods for improvement?Research shows that 85% of the reasons that teams of peopleve you discouraged.  A must for failing.

7. Work as little as possible:  Work is the ultimate enemy of failure.   Where’s that darn free cell bookmark?

8. Quit: If you’ve followed my plan so far, and it still seems you’re on the verge of success, there’s only one thing left to do.  QUIT! 

Over 90% of internet business owners have followed this plan and failed miserably in just a few short days or weeks.  Are you next?

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