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    If you are reading this article you are living breathing proof that a wacky headline draws attention*. Unless someone is forcing you to read this.

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    Or maybe they have a gun to your head and are making you read it out loud. In that case... YOU STUPID GUN MAN! I HATE YOU! STOP MAKING ME READ THIS OR I COULD GET ANGRY!

    If you have made it this far, your captor obviously has a good sense of humor.

    Maybe you should hire HIM to write your headlines. He just might be crazy enough to bring you some serious business prospects.

    Here are some headline ideas that will work for any business:

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    Or maybe they have a gun to your head and are making you read it out loud. In that case... YOU STUPID GUN MAN! I HATE YOU! STOP MAKING ME READ THIS OR I COULD GET ANGRY!

    If you have made it this far, your captor obviously has a good sense of humor.

    Maybe you should hire HIM to write your headlines. He just might be crazy enough to bring you some serious business prospects.

    Here are some headline ideas that will work for any business:

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    -- When it is not OK to kill someone's pet parrot.

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    t loud. In that case... YOU STUPID GUN MAN! I HATE YOU! STOP MAKING ME READ THIS OR I COULD GET ANGRY!

    If you have made it this far, your captor obviously has a good sense of humor.

    Maybe you should hire HIM to write your headlines. He just might be crazy enough to bring you some serious business prospects.

    Here are some headline ideas that will work for any business:

    -- What to wear to a kidnapping.

    -- When it is not OK to kill someone's pet parrot.

    -- How to get over a crush(ed boyfriend).

    -- Shut Up Stupid Face Head.

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    e you should hire HIM to write your headlines. He just might be crazy enough to bring you some serious business prospects.

    Here are some headline ideas that will work for any business:

    -- What to wear to a kidnapping.

    -- When it is not OK to kill someone's pet parrot.

    -- How to get over a crush(ed boyfriend).

    -- Shut Up Stupid Face Head.

    -- Why do I even wri

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    The reason I say they can work for any business is because it doesn't matter what the actual content of the article is as long as you FORCE people to read it.

    For instance: What headline could you use if you want to sell knitting supplies to american widows over 60? Try the one about the kidnapping. American widows over 60 can't resist reading about kidnapping. Then when you have got their attention, you can write your boring article about how your yarn has 6 more feet in every roll and how 13% of those surveyed always end up making sweaters to tight because they are afraid of running out.

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